"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Peter Pan outline, cut out and put on top of lamp shade
THE PERSON WHO THOUGHT OF THIS.
If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?
On a scale of Diana Goodman to Melchior Gabor, how well are the ghosts of your loved ones advising you in concern to your suicidal feelings?
it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women
I feel the need to re-post this every couple of years. This is one of my favorite tattoos. When people see it for the first time they think I just like to write on my hand. They don’t realize its a tattoo until they see me again and it’s still there.
Northern Lights in Alaska, by Critter Seeker
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
Prince Harry Disguises Himself as Prince William
bless the royal family
my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged